"Kuolemantanssi" - a rap.

Kuolemantanssi -

kolme, kaksi, yksi,

Maahan!

Repping Suomi, think you know me?
Bitch, why not show me
You hate me, you can blow me
Tell your girl to phone me
Now I'll start off slow fo' ye:
Rap has to build an ego, you see
Ta poupée me sourit
Maintainant le démon est sorti!!!

Not French, I'm Finnish
Finnish, let me finish this
Don't try and limit this
Demean or diminish this
Burn, crash, drown like Icarus
Time for Ras to feed the fish
You swallow all that bitterness
And shit it out the shit emitter, bitch
Eat like a jelly little critter, bitch
Keep sucking off Der Ritter bitch, just to earn a pittance
Quit and submit, cos I commit to the shit that I spit and transmit
Tight knit, no skit, sharp wit, never miss, hit a bitch
Leave the tip, of the knife, in the slit, ass split!

Kick you back like Winter War Venäjän
Throw you on the funeral pyre
Get out my lighter, throw an all-nighter
Hear the sirens, even the firefighters gotta
Dance with us,
Around your death, heat and fire
Said funeral pyre
You're fucked up, burned up, like Danny Dyer
If your girl checks me out, I won't deny her
I'll fuck her on your coffin with empty desire!

Maahan!

Smash you like Genghis Khan!

Maahan!

Carrying my my side arm!

Maahan!

Mitä tekisit, jos karhu tulee vastaan?

Maahan!

Quick lowdown on my team

I could write paragraphs on them, but to be honest? I don't know all of them that well, in fact there are some I don't know their name. I live in a sort of dorm with them. There are too many that come and go for me to even bother keeping up.

Actors - His Timberwolf name is actually Lucky, and his real name is actually Drew. But we all call him Actors, because he takes on different persona like all the time.

Brisbane - is actually called Adam, but he's from Brisbane. He's friends with Ciar the Sly. Sometimes I wonder how his hearing is. He sings loudly in the shower and thinks we all can't hear. And when he brings his girlfriend round, Jesus Chrysler, it's like there's a game of Bogies going on in there.

Broody - His name is actually Brody. But we started calling him Broody, because he broods more than a sparkly fuckin vampire.

Ciar the Sly - His name is pretty self-explanatory. He's a crazy fast driver and an amber gambler. Fucker thinks he's some kind of boy racer in Fast and Furious.

Harry - My other best friend, Hazza. He hates my music though. He likes jazz. He's good with a knife. And a pretty good gymnast. He has an obsession with vampires and loves anything to do with vampires. Oh, except, and I quote "none of all that Anne Rice and Twilight shit. Real fucking vampires - Nosferatu, Alucard, Lord Harkon, Angelus, Carmilla, Dracula, that's the stuff."

Hikaru - Secondary muscle... and a hell of a rapper, actually. I asked him to rap for me in Japanese (his and Tsubasa's first language). He did so. Then I asked him the name of the song he was rapping, he just shrugged and said he'd made it up on the spot.

Mikołaj - Our best cook. And idea man. But he smokes too many e-cigarettes. I'm not comfortable with those things, even less so than normal fuckin cigarettes. Also, he is too good at chess.

Perun - My best friend, I guess. Perun is a fan of a band called Perun. And he has quite a pair of lungs on him. Hence, the name. Also, every week he gets a new piercing and every other week, a feisty runner or prox pulls it straight out from his flesh and he has to go to hospital. And he wears a lot of metal and chains on his clothes. If we ever tried to use a magnet to attract proxies, he'd fucking stick to it as well. He wears black clothes in the summer and then complains about the heat.

Nikoloz - Absolute recluse. Very quiet. Maybe because he doesn't speak that much English. And maybe that's why I get on with him so well. He doesn't seem to mind my music.

Tsubasa - Our main muscle. Even I'm scared of him (and I pack a punch like your mum packs your lunch.) Hikaru is his younger brother.

Sidney - Sid is the go-to guy for connections. Weapons, drugs, money, connections themselves, Sid can get you anything from anyone.

Vulture - His name is Victor, and he prefers that, but everyone else seems to prefer Vulture. He does kind of look like a vulture, with a puffed out chest and funny nose. And if you don't put your name on your food that's in the fridge, he'll swoop in and eat it.

for-CYN and . . . LEANNEand-/SANNA/? whathapened./?

Hey-oh

My name is Rasmus,
By 999 dispatchers
Police won't catch us,
I’m not assed but
I always get beef, always in deep
Always can't sleep, not a peep, sow and reap,
I'm a gamekeeper, minesweeper
Raise my repeater
Watch you bleed a litre
I'm a Winchester wielder
Vision of outfielder
I can always see ya
I wouldn't wanna be ya
When I slit your trachea
Split it like Korea
Invaded like Crimea
Hunted like a deer
Emptied like a beer
And I'll be alive and real
...So see ya!

Yeah. I'm that Timberwolf. I do Timberwolf things in London. I can't say I enjoy my job any more than you proxy fuckers tho. I have seriously blond hair. I don't have a Winchester rifle. I like to swear. And stuff. That's all for now.